text post from 18 minutes ago

youtube comment: "My trans daughter named herself Millie, and i call her Mildred when she's in trouble or being annoying. It's excellent."ALT
reply: "make her real confused by calling her millipede one day." original commenter replies: "ha! Brb doing it now."ALT
original commenter replies again: "she said it didn't go well with her middle name (danger is her middle name. It was a toss-up between danger and velociraptor, and danger won)"ALT

i can’t decide if this is the single coolest girl in the world for making danger her middle name or the silliest for not seeing the raw power of “millipede danger” which is the greatest name i have ever heard


photo post from 57 minutes ago

ENDLESS LIST OF FAVORITE CHARACTERS JOY WANG/JOBU TUPAKI

“You could be anything, anywhere. Why not go somewhere where your daughter is more than just this? Here, all we get are a few specks of time where any of this actually makes any sense.”

text post from 2 hours ago

You may think it cruel but when a white witch pisses me off I go through her etsy listings for native bird feathers and forward it to fish and wildlife services

Sweats in Salem witch descendant

Keep sweating girl the game wardens on his way


text post from 2 hours ago

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

decay exists as an extant form of life

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day


text post from 3 hours ago

*flirts with you by sending you a video of me taking a 2 minute bing rip*

bing rip

bro lemme hit that Microsoft™ Bing®

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STOP 😭😭😭😭

This is the real gift that keeps on giving.